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UB Comix

In-jokes & insights, insider humor
for students of The Urantia Book
and those familiar with its associated social repercussions.

At least 5884 visits logged at UB Comix since 1996 Jun 06. You are number 1.

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UB Comix #1, Oct 1987
UnoCommercial
But wait! There's more! You also get...
2 files, ~97K
Lo-res version ~32K
Urg!Theorobics
The answer for lazy parishioners
5 files, ~87K
Lo-res version ~42K
533Comradely Clusters
Sharing gleanings and experiences
5 files, ~126K
Lo-res version ~54K
Hm?The Big Three
The long-awaited further adventures
2 files, ~153K
Lo-res version ~85K
[*]Poster 816*1254 full color JPG, 877K
SquaWe Meet
A revealing first contact
8 files ~203K
Lo-res version ~71K
Eek!Last Call
Encounters with terrestrials
2 files, ~67K
Lo-res version ~51K
[*]Poster 526*800 full color JPG, ~304K
Hmmm.
UB Comix #2, Apr 1991
Ono!There Are No Accidents
But there may be fortuitous coincidences
3 files, ~154K
Lo-res version ~65K
Lord!The Eternal Dialogue
Hearing is not always listening
11 files, ~121K
BoomOn the Brow of Olivet
weeping for his children's children
2 files, ~157K
[*]Poster 1754w*1174h*256-gray PNG 705K
SonnyJust Think...!
but not too seriously
4 files, ~83K
FansWhat's in a Name?
That which we call Pete Rose by any other name....
5 files, ~82K
SmileLegal and Historical Notices
from UB Comix #2, Apr 1991
2 files, ~16K
Go!Special #1, April 1992
SPIRIT CONTACT & DREAMS
Illustrated essay, pondering the Spirit's work in the mind during sleep.
22 files, ~870K
Lo-res version, 20 files, ~243K
Love![*] "The Answer to Prayer"
521w*570h*256-gray 49k PNG
Gasp![*]"Up the Waterfall"
1245w*630h*256-gray 310k PNG
UB Comix #3, Jan 1993
Wow!Mysterious Crop Circles
Inexplicable phenomenon revealed!
2 files, ~92K
Hestitate?The Future?
Sects and the single semi-colon?
4 files, ~54K
UrgOn Wednesday
the rest day...
5 files, ~108K
Yes!A Walk with the Folks
in the garden.
2 files, ~77K
Hi-res panelized version 12 files, ~501KB
[*]Poster 1236w*836h*256-gray PNG ~420K
Yeah?Won't Get Fooled Again
The medium is not the message.
4 files, ~216K
Poster ~694K
UB Comix #4, Jan 1995
Yeah yeahChannelling
Ask yourself, what isn't channelled?
20 files, ~104K
Laz!I Am the Voice Of...
A hundred channels and nothing on?
2 files, ~49K
UB Comix #5, Feb 1995
SadlerTheories of Origin Considered
Revelation or fabrication? You be the judge!
5 files, ~67K
UBA Brief Review of the Revelation's Known History
Delivering those babies to the world
5 files, ~40K
Tappity'Tisn't Revelation / 'Tis Revelation
Permutations of three popular theories of origin
13 files, ~37K
221The Vault Trick
Who ya gonna call?
17 files, ~128K
TrustThe Trust
Entrusted to a foundation....
6 files, ~51K
UB Comix #6, Apr 1995
HigherSuccess & Achievement
Setting your goals high enough
2 files, ~32K
Too muchDreaming of Success
It seemed profound at the time
5 files, ~67K
MeHow Do You Spell Successful?
Can I use my value-checker?
2 files, ~33K
?Creative Use of White Space
Drawing a blank
2 files, ~21K
ClonesHow Does Revelation Succeed?
Workbook for the revelation?
13 files, ~144K
TouchMerely Successful
Some men's lives...
2 files, ~24K
See!UB Comix #7, May 1995
MYSTERIES OF SEVENS
1-2-3-4-5-6-7, all good children go to heaven. Illustrations of some of the different lists of sevens appearing throughout the Urantia Papers, from UB Comix #7 (of course). Hi-res version recreated for the web 2002-Jan. Many large graphics. Good connection & computer recommended.
41 files, ~1,019K
Lo-res alternative, the old muddy scans from the original printed comic. 22 files, ~117K
Framed Study Versions: left frame displays comic, right frame displays Urantia Papers so you can follow the comic and study the source. Links display relevant Urantia Papers (and in one case Bible) passages...
...on the right of the window Hi-res framed Lo-res framed
[*]...in a separate window Hi-res simple Lo-res simple
UB Comix #8, Jun 1995
ExploreNational UBographic
It's a jungle in there!
2 files, ~59K

UhFuture Electronic Editions
Where even some software fears to tread.
7 files, ~51K
FloHow About That FOREWORD, Eh?
Another Project Blue Book Adventure
5 pages, total of 26 files & ~387K
Eh?My Other Transport
2 files, ~54K
UB Comix #9, Feb 1996
AngelAngels & Midwayers
and humans
2 files, ~34K
BooMidwayers
Is there anything like 'em?
7 files, ~116K
HumanMidwayer Lecture Hall
Our unseen fellows.
5 files, ~60K
AloneAngels Walking With
The fearful shadows
11 files, ~208K
HelpingMidwayers & Human Civilization
Together from the cradle
5 files, ~121K
What page?The Study Group: Angels
You've been to this one, right?
6 files, ~117K
TweetYogi Walks
Barefoot through the jungle
3 files, ~49K
UB Comix #10, Apr 1996
OmBig 3 Yantra
What are they up to now?
2 files, ~19K
What?What Do Men Say That I Am?
Not you guys; other people.
3 files, ~48K
VideoI Saw a Midwayer
You have to use INsight
7 files, ~52K
Oh yeahLong-Term Investments
What can you bank on?
13 files, ~273K
No wayThe Last Fandor
Our flying fellows' final fate
5 files, ~21K
Evolution?Study Group: The Legend of Creation
Enlightened theological discussion
8 files, ~96K
GeorgeOh Man!
Levity levitates the spirit
11 files, ~48K
UB Comix #11, Aug 1996
Yow!Strange Bedfellow
Speaking of inferior...
4 files, ~109K
GiraffeLife (& Light) on Neighboring Planets
Bipedaling across the cosmos
5 files, ~28K
ThoughtThought Clouds / Silver Linings
Not every silver lining has a dark cloud
13 files, ~56K
Mars faceA Thought About Midway Creatures
It's possible!
7 files, ~47K
AffectationOther Translations
Sometimes some things get lost in the...
6 files, ~79K
Honest?33 Things to Remember
Remember, remember, remember!
2 files, ~40K
UB Comix #12, Jan 2002
SeekingTruth-Seeker
Follow the yellow brick road?
2 files, ~33K
Follow?Reminders (To Love God & Fellow)
What to do instead of panic?
5 files, ~16K
Seven Weekly Strips
  • Panic!Panic
    ...while there's still time!
    2 files, ~17K
  • Mein!Struggle
    Nobody's right when everybody's wrong
    2 files, ~24K
  • HopboppComet
    Bopp shawp a loo wop
    2 files, ~22K
  • Stampede!Moovement
    Maw! It's a stam-peed!
    2 files, ~28K
  • Read thisMy Side
    You know, the one God's on
    2 files, ~16K
  • Say hello!Partners
    ...for eternity.
    2 files, ~39K
  • Zckl!Fill the World
    Go and flood the whole world.....
    2 files, ~41K

Not funny!No Joking Matters
Cut ye your fellow some slack.
3 files, ~18K
Ho Ho HoSPECIAL DELIVERY
Christmas Card 1987 & Beyond
2 files; 113K
TweetEach mortal is the hollow reed. The wind of the Almighty blows pure; shaping of that wind into the sounds of time and space follows perfectly how the reed is peculiarly bent.

ALL ABOUT UB COMIX ONLINE

How to read the comics

The comics are arranged in more or less chronological order, so you can start with the first one and follow the "next" buttons on each page to read them in sequence. Or many of the pages have links to somehow-or-another-related comics (as well as to many other sources on the web).

A little history

UB Comix first appeared in print (actually photocopy) in 1987, and sporadically after that. More about this boring history can be found in the I Don't Get UB Comix #1 page. The original online comics were low-resolution, muddy and usually monochrome just like the photocopied versions. Because of my online webspace limitations, the comics were presented a few at a time, in rotation.

Ono!Eventually I abandoned this confusing and time-consuming rotation schedule in an effort to get new, better web-ified versions of all the comics online all the time. Seems like years ago I first started the re-presentation of UB Comix online. Oh yeah, that's because it was years ago! I got as far as There Are No Accidents (Issue #2, pages 1-2) and then we'll just say life took me in other directions.

Complete upgrade, January 2002

Then suddenly in December 2001 I went at it again with inspired fury. As of 2002-January-17, UB Comix posted on the web are back online, all comics, and all better than ever (technically anyway--the jokes are still basically the same). Most of the graphics are new and better scans from the original artwork. Most of the panels are clearer than ever before seen, online or in print. I may have doodled for the mini-page originally, but it's nice to have some of the better little brushstrokes visible as intended, for the first time. Many of the comics are newly colored and reworked for the web page. But not to completely neglect those with slower modems and smaller-resolution displays, many pages have "lo-res" alternative graphics, and I may get around to creating a few more of these later. On the other end of technology, from some of the comics I've created really big graphics more or less suitable for hi-quality printing.Yow!

I'm still checking, updating, and adding hypertext links, but the cartoons themselves are all finished. More than just scanning and posting the comics, I've really enjoyed translating them to webworks. For example, in some comics, clicking on a panel takes you to a passage in The Urantia Book. Every page has (or will have when I'm done) new fun links to other webpages, for when you want to take a break from UB Comix. Enjoy now, come back and see the links that get added later! Additional link suggestions (and broken link corrections) welcomed. Email ubcomix@mindfulwebworks.com

Hardcopy UB Comix

There are still some copies left of all original photocopied editions of #1-#11 and Special #1: Spirit Contact & Dreams. (Collectors note: #1 available in 2nd printing only.) Complete set, free for the asking (if I don't seem to respond the first time, nudge me again), but donations welcomed. Email ubcomix@mindfulwebworks.com or Smail PO Box 74005-1215 USA. The old UB Comix diskette is no longer being offered, because all the megabytes of UB Comix you could possibly want are now on the web all the time.

A time-space relative reality: money

UB Comix are not advertised nor sold. They are self-published and only distributed without charge directly by the author and anyone who passes 'em along. My costs have been partially allayed by reader contributions, my only financial return on these efforts, for which support, many thanks. You can make a donation right now online via .

Speaking of support....

[Cap with UB Comix logo][*]UB Comix Imprints
(cafepress.com/ubcomix)

You can order UB Comix graphics on mugs, hats, shirts, and more from Cafepress. UB Comix receives $1.00 (one dollar) from each item sold. Practically any graphic on this website could be substituted for those offered. (Within reason--don't try to get a huge graphic on the ballcap.) To request a specific graphic on an item, write me at ubcomix@mindfulwebworks.com.

--Don Tyler, revised 2002 Jan 23 ?

TECH INFO SOME MAY FIND USEFUL

Yeah?This is a cartoon site, and that means graphics galore. Which brings up some technical questions....

YOU TAKE THE LO-RES
I'LL TAKE THE HI-RES

Some of the graphics are relatively small, but many are big fat files requiring good monitors to see. No matter how enjoyable a page might be, if it takes 30 minutes to download on your 14.4K modem, you won't appreciate it as much.

For those not on high-speed connections, all the menus list the approximate combined kilobytes of any given page so you can calculate your download time. For example:

Creative Use of White Space
Drawing a blank
2 files, ~21K

There is one web page file, about 5K, and one graphic file, about 16K. According to [*]Doctor-HTML.com, this 16K graphic would take less than five seconds (4.44) to download on a 28.8 modem. Your milage will vary.

UB readers, as much as anyone, should appreciate that the problems of webworks development in this day and age are like the problems of bringing advanced truth to this world's varied mix of stages of biological or social evolution: it's all uneven and jumbled, with civilizations still stuck back in the barbarian days of CGA picture-tubes and telephone modems rubbing shoulders with other tribes who have already zoomed ahead to the advanced ages of high-speed modem life and true-color LCD-pixelated light. The same "message" won't be best for everybody.

So, I have provided a few low-res smaller-file-size alternatives to some cartoons, but there's a lot of big graphic files here. Folks with slower internet connections or lower-resolution displays may prefer the low-res versions of cartoons over the high-res, and may find some cartoons altogether too big to enjoy in one way or another. Some older systems may not even have the color resolution to properly display the graphics!

Just so's y' know: the comics were developed on a system set at 1024*768, true color. With the [*]Opera (opera.com) browser at its excellent full-screen mode, the widest (A Walk with the Folks) and the tallest (The Big Three) single graphics will fit (the latter just barely) on the screen.

BROWSER COMPATIBILITY

Go!Web pages have been tested on Windows using Internet Explorer and [*]Opera and they look as intended (including the non-HTML-standard color horizontal rules) and work as intended (except for IE's problem with internal anchor tags on uncached pages). I personally prefer [*]Opera (opera.com) for browsing, but it has some glitches sometimes portraying graphics on my system. I haven't tested the pages on Mozilla or Netscape or anything else.

Graphic display, resolution, and file size choices aside, I strive for as much universal browser compatibility as possible in creating the web pages. In the interest of simplicity, I have avoided using Java, Javascript, and (although they do look interesting for the future) style sheets.

Feedback on how everything seems on your system welcomed at ubcomix@mindfulwebworks.com

USE YOUR BROWSER'S CACHE

The animated UB Comix banner (at the very top of this page) is on every page. That's a big file (90 seconds download at 28.8), but you probably have already downloaded it, and need not do so again if your browser is set to retrieve recent images from the cache. Images on this menu are used as directional pointers on other pages, so if your browser uses the cache for images and you allow the menu to fully load all images, you will save some download time as you go through the comics.

PNGs PREFERRED OVER GIFs

All UB Comix graphics have been converted from the privately-owned GIF format to the public-domain PNG format, except for the two animated graphics, which are still in GIF format until MNG becomes more popularly supported. Not all browsers fully support even PNG graphics yet. (See notes on browser compatibility.) For example, [*]Opera, which is the web browser I'd like to like most, didn't support PNG transparency at all until the latest version (6). [Addendum 2007 Apr 06: All major browsers now support PNG, although some don't support PNG fully (especially partial-transparency). Most still don't support MNG natively. And I've been told that GIF is no longer commercial, but PNGs are still better.]

ALTERNATIVE ACCESS

As much as anything in this unfair world, the WWWeb is about fair and universal accessibility! I'd enjoy translating the cartoons into text tales for those who cannot see them in their current form. I envision (no pun intended) entirely separate pages where the humor was actually transformed to text, not merely the cartoons described. Meanwhile, I've not even provided "alternate" text on any of the cartoons, so the sight slighted are unserved by UB Comix for now. I apologize and ask patience and understanding.Read this!

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